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While poker is more of a serious game it can still be a good laugh, especially when played with friends. These ten jokes are perfect for that kind of poker night and they are sure to raise a smile even if your hand is too weak to raise…

Ten Jokes About Poker That Poker Players Will Love

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Q: What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?
A: “I can’t deal with you anymore!”

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Q: How can you tell if a poker player is bluffing?
A: His chips are moving.

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Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad loss online and no one will laugh at you.

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Q: What’s the difference between a losing poker player and a dog?
A: In about ten years, the dog quits whining.

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Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High Stakes!

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Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.

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Q: What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
A: In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
A: I thought you were a cheetah!

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Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
A: Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can’t

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Q: Where in a Book Shop would you find the book “How to win easily and fast with poker.”?
A: In the fantasy section.

Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.

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In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.

I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.

I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.

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What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.

Poker Con Humor

What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!

Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).

Poker Humor Jokes

The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.